E.T. phone Rome?
On this week’s episode of Most Retarded Shit Ever…
Creationist preacher Ken Ham recently had this to say when asked about the possibility of the existence of intelligent life on other planets: “The Bible, in sharp contrast to the secular worldview, teaches that earth was specially created, that it is unique and the focus of God’s attention. Life did not evolve but was specially created by God, as Genesis clearly teaches. Christians certainly shouldn’t expect alien life to be cropping up across the universe.”
That statement is clearly retarded on many levels but what makes this the most retarded shit ever is when he goes on to say that all aliens, if they did exist, would go to hell. But don’t take my word for it. Here is his quote: “You see, the Bible makes it clear that Adam’s sin affected the whole universe. This means that any aliens would also be affected by Adam’s sin, but because they are not Adam’s descendants, they can’t have salvation. One day, the whole universe will be judged by fire, and there will be a new heavens and earth. An understanding of the gospel makes it clear that salvation through Christ is only for the Adamic race—human beings who are all descendants of Adam.”
THAT is the most retarded shit ever! What a presumptuous asshole! what a myopic bigoted shitbag! he has damned all intelligent life in the universe to an eternity in hell because of a book that he read.
However there is good news…The Vatican has recently approved the baptizing of Martians. I’m not kidding. If martians are ever stupid enough to show their little green faces on this spiritually backwards planet they will be thrilled to find out that Jesus died for their sins too.