What the F#%K is a Spiritual GANGSTER?!
Lately I have been seeing a lot of shirts and bumper stickers that say “spiritual gangster”. What the hell is that supposed to mean? Does it mean that you are really cold-hearted and murderous about the way you are enlightened? Does that mean if I have the wrong color yoga mat you will shoot me?
I have also been seeing a lot of shirts that say “Vegan MAFIA”. Give me a break! You don’t want to hurt the little animals but you associate your health choices with the kind of people who use machine guns to settle their disputes? You take the moral high ground when it comes to protein but the way you do it is just like Al Capone?
Excuse me but aren’t gangsters and the mafia bad things?! Aren’t those people thiefs and MURDERERS? Don’t gangsters and mafiosos kill people all the time? Don’t they have no regard for human life? Don’t they kill cops and innocent people? How the hell did mass murderers become hip? Oh yeah, because we live in a culture that glorifies death and guns and violence.
Spiritual gangster is pure cognitive dissonance. Linguistic nonsense that equates to nil. A positive and a negative that add up to jack shit.
“Hey bro, the way you fed those homeless people was so gangster.” “Wow, I ate some mushrooms and went on a hike and I felt so mafia.” Whats next?
I have a group of hard working, like-minded, friends whom I have just planted a garden with, shall we call ourselves The Garden Gestapo? Or if that name isn’t “pimp” enough, perhaps we could call ourselves The Vegetable NAZIS.